Just Poifect
Now that I've become cool simply by jumping on the bandwagon of having a space/blog, I feel that it's necessary to maintain that level of coolness by actually adding entries to it. Within these entries though must be something that is considered to be 'cool' - which is defined by what everyone else is doing.
So - what is everyone else doing? I conducted a short survey and found that most posts/blog entries on the internet contain one, or perhaps more, of these elements:
*Say Something about what that person has done that day
*Say 'lol' every three seconds
*Include a crazy picture of themselves
*Talk about the days events news-wise
*Instead of typing words that sound like numbers, just type the number instead. Genius
*Instead of s, type z.
*Instead of c type k
Based upon the results this should clearly be the best, and therefore coolest, blog post ever written. Here it is below....
Hi, lol. I went 2 work today but it wa well krap. I kant believe that itz the weekend 2morrow lol. itz gunna be well good coz I wont hav 2 go 2 work lol. Did i mention that work is krap at the moment. It'z zo borin - lmao.
Lol, another krazy fing happened 2 me 2day - my face went well funni and i just cudn't stop it bein that way. I took a pik - look
Other stuff that happened - look at MJ in Kourt again. He'z well a kiddie fiddler* - has he got a life zentenke yet? Ztring 'em all up is what I zay LMFAO@@@!!!.
Tony Blair ain't much better tho is he? look at this pikture i made - well proof that he'z a poof!!! LOL
*Allegidly
So - what is everyone else doing? I conducted a short survey and found that most posts/blog entries on the internet contain one, or perhaps more, of these elements:
*Say Something about what that person has done that day
*Say 'lol' every three seconds
*Include a crazy picture of themselves
*Talk about the days events news-wise
*Instead of typing words that sound like numbers, just type the number instead. Genius
*Instead of s, type z.
*Instead of c type k
Based upon the results this should clearly be the best, and therefore coolest, blog post ever written. Here it is below....
Hi, lol. I went 2 work today but it wa well krap. I kant believe that itz the weekend 2morrow lol. itz gunna be well good coz I wont hav 2 go 2 work lol. Did i mention that work is krap at the moment. It'z zo borin - lmao.
Lol, another krazy fing happened 2 me 2day - my face went well funni and i just cudn't stop it bein that way. I took a pik - look
Other stuff that happened - look at MJ in Kourt again. He'z well a kiddie fiddler* - has he got a life zentenke yet? Ztring 'em all up is what I zay LMFAO@@@!!!.
Tony Blair ain't much better tho is he? look at this pikture i made - well proof that he'z a poof!!! LOL
*Allegidly
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