"Celebrity" Trial Ends
Shockwaves rippled through the world of Earth today as a trial which has previously been described as "underway" has now been declared "over".
Like most celebrity trials, it was initially presumed they were guilty before the first gavel had even been smashed on the small bit of wood that sits on the desk of the judge. However what makes this particular trial so shocking and newsworthy is the fact that megastar of South Park: The Movie Saddam Hussain was actually found guilty. Never one to disappoint his legions of fans, Saddam said he'd lodge an appeal as soon as possible, jokingly adding "You guys [the fans] will have to put those doves away until then".
/\Above - One of Saddam's fans mis-hears the word "Guilty"
If Saddam loses his appeal, he will be forced to do an undisclosed amount of community service in the foreign country called "Hell".
Like most celebrity trials, it was initially presumed they were guilty before the first gavel had even been smashed on the small bit of wood that sits on the desk of the judge. However what makes this particular trial so shocking and newsworthy is the fact that megastar of South Park: The Movie Saddam Hussain was actually found guilty. Never one to disappoint his legions of fans, Saddam said he'd lodge an appeal as soon as possible, jokingly adding "You guys [the fans] will have to put those doves away until then".
/\Above - One of Saddam's fans mis-hears the word "Guilty"
If Saddam loses his appeal, he will be forced to do an undisclosed amount of community service in the foreign country called "Hell".
posted by Chris at 17:35
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