Baby Has Face
Shock reports coming in today that a baby born a few months ago does indeed have a face. When the baby was first born it was questionable if she had a face or not, most presumed not - as is the norm for a newborn Human. However this particular baby has defied all the odds to have one.
A doctor told Bandwagon Best earlier today; "It really is a medical phenomenon that in this day and age are usually born with featureless skulls that a baby has been born with this marvel of modern science. I for one am glad that this anomaly has been published for future newborns to aspire to"
There have also been reports that the baby has traits of both the mother and the father, although this remains unconfirmed
2 Comments:
Classic Bandwagon. Reminds me of my personal favourite, the Wayne Rooney breaks his foot wagon.
it doesnt bloody well look like them. How frikking clearly is that NOT their baby!!
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