Non Celebrity Wins Celebrity Big Brother...

...Just like every other year then.


Thank you very much. I'm here all week

Bandwagon's Little Wagon

Often percieved as just a low grade reality show where only C-list celebs appear, last night saw one of the most famous celebs in the world enter Big Brother. That's right, Chantelle from Kandy Floss (spelt with a K, because that's Kool) entered the house for the new series.



I can't believe they have gotten such an a-list star to appear on the show. I'm sure I've mentioned it on here before but Kandy Floss really are one of my favourite all time bands, right up there with Totally Frank, PJ & Duncan, North & South, Spinal Tap and of course The Beets (you know, off of 'Doug').

In other news - it was announcedrevealed in early reports last night that one of Britain's greatest criminal masterminds had finally been put away under lock and key. However it was later revealed that George Galloway was just in the Big Brother House

A Sobering Thought

A grim day for politics and all round humanity. When people look back upon 5th January 2006, they will forever ask "Where were you when Kennedy assassinated his political career"?



When 'Bandwagon Best' ased for a comment on this, a Liberal spokesperson told us to "embrace social and political reform. Hic."