Prescott Free
The world of politics was dealt yet another devastating blow today, as one of its finest ambassadors declared that he was to step down from his post as deputy prime minister and MP for Hull. John Prescott announced that he would be following in the footsteps of Tony Blair, who left the Labour Party only a few months ago, instead opting to stay out of the limelight in the foreseeable future.
Fellow enthusiast of the political, The Rt Hon H. McNabb noted: "It won't be hard for Mr. Prescott to stay out out the limelight, because he has shone away from it the majority of his political career. For many members of the general public this news story will most likely be ignored as yet another anonymous duffer resigning from a Government they were to apathetic to even look up on Wikipedia, never mind vote for. But although he is relatively unknown by the masses, he has indirectly touched the lives of many by spending much of the taxpayers money in a truly unique way"
JP also announced a farewell tour today, similar to that taken by Mr.Blair earlier this year. However, while that tour took place over the several months, Mr. Prescott has decided that his farewell will be slightly longer than that of the man which he dubbed "most famous Blair since Lionel". In fact 10 years longer, so long in fact that to pack everything in he had to start his farewells in 1997 which explains why his political style has been notably relaxed - although sometimes unfairly dubbed "irrational, amateurish and irresponsible" by certain extreme publications such as The Funday Times.
From September, he will start what has been dubbed "the lap of honour" on his decade long farewell which include popular holiday destination Disney World, which responded so well on earlier visits on the tour that to fail to visit them again would be a discredit to prezzer's fans. He will also appear on numerous TV shows including doing a lap in one of his Jags on Top Gear, whilst the Stig races the other, Look North, Calender, Ready Steady Cook, Mastermind, Car Booty. He has already pre-filmed an appearance as an assistant on Countdown's "Dictionary Corner", where he was given an award for "Most Articulate Participant"
Fellow enthusiast of the political, The Rt Hon H. McNabb noted: "It won't be hard for Mr. Prescott to stay out out the limelight, because he has shone away from it the majority of his political career. For many members of the general public this news story will most likely be ignored as yet another anonymous duffer resigning from a Government they were to apathetic to even look up on Wikipedia, never mind vote for. But although he is relatively unknown by the masses, he has indirectly touched the lives of many by spending much of the taxpayers money in a truly unique way"
JP also announced a farewell tour today, similar to that taken by Mr.Blair earlier this year. However, while that tour took place over the several months, Mr. Prescott has decided that his farewell will be slightly longer than that of the man which he dubbed "most famous Blair since Lionel". In fact 10 years longer, so long in fact that to pack everything in he had to start his farewells in 1997 which explains why his political style has been notably relaxed - although sometimes unfairly dubbed "irrational, amateurish and irresponsible" by certain extreme publications such as The Funday Times.
From September, he will start what has been dubbed "the lap of honour" on his decade long farewell which include popular holiday destination Disney World, which responded so well on earlier visits on the tour that to fail to visit them again would be a discredit to prezzer's fans. He will also appear on numerous TV shows including doing a lap in one of his Jags on Top Gear, whilst the Stig races the other, Look North, Calender, Ready Steady Cook, Mastermind, Car Booty. He has already pre-filmed an appearance as an assistant on Countdown's "Dictionary Corner", where he was given an award for "Most Articulate Participant"
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