Nomination Nation

If you own a flux capacitor, you may have discovered Clifford's World of Time Travel - where you will have recently seen a spoof set of awards nominations. He's not the only one who likes awards, the country is packed with them so in a shameless rip-off homage to that classic blog entry, here are some awards nominations of my own

Best Word-description based musical artist
Verbalicious
Noun-Town
Brad-jective

Best Sex-based pun rip-off
Sex-Files
Sex-Men
Microsoft Sex-cell

Best Helecopter
Horatio Helecopter (Sex-Files)
Helecoptress (Sex-Files)
Budgie (Budgie the little helecopter)
Harold (Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends)
Harold (Neighbours)

Best Musical Team-Up
V.S. vs V Featuring Jay Zee - 'I just wanna love you (Bee-yatch)"
Lemar and Franz Ferdinand - 'Take me out to the court of justice"
S Club Juniors and Michael Jackson - '(Sleep on my) Bedroom Floor'

Lifetime Achievement Award
The Baby from Meet The Fockers

Best Comedy
All About Me...
Er..
That's it...
(Who else could really compete for that award?)

Quote of the week

From one of the comment boxes this week...

"god ur obsessed wit bandwagons"

I can rest easy at night when I know my loyal readers really understand what I'm getting at

The Real Band Wagon - An Apology

The more aware amongst you may have noticed that yesterday's entry was slightly sarcastic about the Beat Bullying Bands. Well, new evidence has arisen and I take it all back....

The Real Band Wagon

If you enjoy putting a slice of rubber around your wrist to support a cause that you pretend to care about, but secretly don't give a toss about it then you may, like me, have one of the spectacular Beat-Bullying wristbands that everyone seems to have nowadays

These are so brilliant - and there are so many reasons why. First off - they are FREE. That means you don't have to pay any money to charity, so you are the sole person to benefit. Score one for poor people. You don't have to pay, as they claim they are raising awareness for their cause. And I must say it's working. Before this big band campaign I had never even heard of bullying or the problems it causes. I thought it was the technical term for Spanish Bull Fighting.

The next reason is - Celebrities - they support the cause, so it must be cool. I'll give you a few examples of the bastions of this most important of causes



/\Look - it's that guy who was funny for a while and now isn't as funny anymore. He's so desperate for some publicity that by having the band on his wrist will ensure that issues get exposure in the Daily Star



/\Hey - even if you fancy boys you can raise awareness.



/\Even drug cheats are getting in on the act. May God Bless You Rio.

So now they have raised the awareness - I hear there is going to be a special band which actually solves the problem.
EDIT: Sorry - there won't be one of those - it would actually take too much effort.

Just Poifect

Now that I've become cool simply by jumping on the bandwagon of having a space/blog, I feel that it's necessary to maintain that level of coolness by actually adding entries to it. Within these entries though must be something that is considered to be 'cool' - which is defined by what everyone else is doing.

So - what is everyone else doing? I conducted a short survey and found that most posts/blog entries on the internet contain one, or perhaps more, of these elements:
*Say Something about what that person has done that day
*Say 'lol' every three seconds
*Include a crazy picture of themselves
*Talk about the days events news-wise
*Instead of typing words that sound like numbers, just type the number instead. Genius
*Instead of s, type z.
*Instead of c type k

Based upon the results this should clearly be the best, and therefore coolest, blog post ever written. Here it is below....

Hi, lol. I went 2 work today but it wa well krap. I kant believe that itz the weekend 2morrow lol. itz gunna be well good coz I wont hav 2 go 2 work lol. Did i mention that work is krap at the moment. It'z zo borin - lmao.

Lol, another krazy fing happened 2 me 2day - my face went well funni and i just cudn't stop it bein that way. I took a pik - look



Other stuff that happened - look at MJ in Kourt again. He'z well a kiddie fiddler* - has he got a life zentenke yet? Ztring 'em all up is what I zay LMFAO@@@!!!.

Tony Blair ain't much better tho is he? look at this pikture i made - well proof that he'z a poof!!! LOL



*Allegidly

Gunna Paint My Wagon

Do you like bandwagons? Of course, you do. Who doesn't?

I probably like bandwagons more than most, which is why I have jumped on the latest craze of creating one of these blog things thorough the Microsoft Network from now until the time when it becomes unfashionable.

So from now until then, I hope you enjoy my thoughts on other popular bandwagons such as Chain Smoking, Binge Drinking, Wristbands for Charity and novelty ringtones.